ding dong what is wrong

My sister came into the room

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:04:36 -0400

and excitedly asked me:

“why won’t honeydew melons get married?”

“because they cantaloupe”

She just made that up. just now.

I just.

Fandoms Meeting.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:55:37 -0400

Doctor Who: I would like to call this meeting to-
Lord of the Rings: Why are you in charge? I mean, your show is the oldest, but I was around a decade before you, and Sherlock Holmes has been around since the 1880's. If we're going off fandom age, Doctor, Sherlock should be in charge.
Doctor Who: You're usually the rational one, but have you gone mad? Because of BBC, Sherlock is, well, not like he used to be.
Sherlock: *sitting in the corner rocking back and forth* 18 months, 18 months, 18 months, 18 months, 18 months, 18 months-
Harry Potter: We know Sherlock, we know. It's been almost 2 years for us too, except we've finished, You have somehing left at least. We don't.
Doctor Who: If you don't mind, we have an issue we need to discuss-
Supernatural: If you're all quite done being English, the Doctor has something to say!
Avengers: Calm down SPN, it isn't the end of the World he's announcing. But if it is, I know some great heroes that can help you out.
Hetalia: America's the hero! He'll save you!
Black Butler: Promise a demon your soul and you won't need heroes, he'll save you.
Supernatural: Did somebody say demon?! *salt at the ready*
Doctor Who: There's something really important I need to tell you!
Sherlock: 18 months, 18 months, 18 months, 18 months, 18 months-
Supernatural: Is he possessed? I mean, my show had it's season finale recently and I'm not like that!
Sherlock: *jumps on the table* Your eye is twitching, a sign of nerves, and you looked up into the upper left corner of your eye before saying that, only for a second, but it's enough to prove you're lying. You have been in the state or hysetria that I'm currently in, you're just good at hiding your emotions!
Glee: *breaks into song*
Everyone else: Fuck off Glee
Lord of the Rings: He's doing it again. Sherlock, that's enough deducting for now. Last time, you found out that Homestuck and Hetalia have a 'mutual respect' thing going on.
Homestuck: People hate on our fandoms, we stick together. We never made it not obvious.
Hetalia: We're moirails, where have you guys been? (pases Homestuck some pasta)
Doctor Who: IF WE ARE ALL QUITE DONE! *cough* Are we just going to ignore him in the seat near the end of the table?
*everyone looks to said seat*
Hannibal: Hello, my name is Hannibal. My show is new. I brought food if anybody would like some? I made it myself.

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andwhentheskywasopened: continueplease: louwhis: (◡‿◡✿) (ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me” (ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:53:38 -0400

andwhentheskywasopened:

continueplease:

louwhis:

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.”

i found it

the original post

i found it

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:52:47 -0400

now you see me: Ohana means family ...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:52:38 -0400

now you see me: Ohana means family ...:

lyrical-spirit:

merthurian-sexcapades:

emile8:

… and family means fandom.

… doesn’t matter from what fandom you are… whether you’re fan of;

the Avengers.

Sherlock BBC

Doctor Who

Supernatural

Lord of the rings

Harry Potter

the Hunger…

junkoehnoshima:

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:52:05 -0400

junkoehnoshima:

geeezluis: awidesetvagina: this is still the best story ever...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:51:50 -0400

geeezluis:

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

This is just great

takineko: Ok Egoraptor’s vines are funnier than Jon’s Sorry bb

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:48:30 -0400

takineko:

Ok Egoraptor’s vines are funnier than Jon’s

Sorry bb

Animal Crossing New Leaf Museum Checklist

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:43:39 -0400

Animal Crossing New Leaf Museum Checklist:

truxtondogyuun:

(This spreadsheet contains conditional formatting that can only be opened in Excel 2007 and later.)

Using an amalgamation of data from a bunch of sources (including bidoofcrossing, much thanks), I have made a checklist for museum articles.

Bugs, their locations, times to capture

Fish, their locations times to capture

Diving wildlife, times to capture

Fossils

Works of art, and the quirks of fakes

In every table, there is a “Donated?” column that will turn the row green when you enter “Y” as the value. Bugs, Fish and Diving also have a “Encyclopedia?” column that turns the field green when marked “Y”.

best-of-funny: haemus: skittlesndrpepper: craigmothertucker: so my 16 year old brother made...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:43:26 -0400

best-of-funny:

haemus:

skittlesndrpepper:

craigmothertucker:

so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.

I want to have a bf just like that

X

keelah-kawaii: [SCREAMS ANGRILY AS I SNAP MY CONTROLLER IN HALF] I LOVE VIDEO GAMES I’M HAVING...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:42:33 -0400

keelah-kawaii:

[SCREAMS ANGRILY AS I SNAP MY CONTROLLER IN HALF] I LOVE VIDEO GAMES I’M HAVING SO MUCH FUN

shjinchan: Hetalia Ask-A-Nation panel at SVScon 2013 Gifset...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:41:46 -0400

shjinchan:

Hetalia Ask-A-Nation panel at SVScon 2013

Gifset part 1 l part 2 l part 3

The full video isn’t uploaded, read more about it here

inbetweenmyfrivolity: Do you ever have a character where every time they make an appearance you...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:41:13 -0400

inbetweenmyfrivolity:

Do you ever have a character where every time they make an appearance you just

kherpalazzo: This is one of my acquaintances (not quite friend,...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:58:35 -0400

kherpalazzo:

This is one of my acquaintances (not quite friend, but close enough that I care about what she does). This post has so many notes, and I don’t understand why. If it’s to ridicule her, I am deeply saddened by the state of tumblr and exactly how accepting of a place it really is.

She makes videos about her lifestyle to help educate people about goth culture and how stigmatized it is. She blogs about her real life struggles, the day-to-day abuse she gets for embracing a community that has been scrutinized harshly for little reason other than the fact that it’s different. Some videos are really negative (read: abuse) that give a glimpse into her struggles

This video, however, is actually rather positive, if you guys actually took the time to watch it. She begins the video with a glimpse into the ugly world of unsupportive parents. She talks about how a lot of parents who have children in alternative lifestyles disown them, beat them, and all kinds of messed up things. She also tells about parents of children with goth/alternative lifestyle friends and how they wont allow them to interact with them at all (sometimes resulting in abuse as well). After that, she brings up how SUPPORTIVE HER PARENTS ARE OF HER, and how SHE LOVES THEM SO VERY MUCH.

Mom and Dad, if you ever watch this, I just wanna say I love you, and thanks for loving me even though I’m unlovable by some because of appearance and other reasons. Thank you.

She pours her heart into these videos to help make a change, and everyone who reblogs this to make fun of her could really take a lesson from her videos.

Thanks for proving her points, guys.

chaoticwaltz: bigplanssforthatfish: reblogallthenerdythings: w...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:57:04 -0400

chaoticwaltz:

bigplanssforthatfish:

reblogallthenerdythings:

we have literally created our own dialogue? language? here on tumblr and i think that is the most amazing thing ever ~~please disregard my shitty editing skills~~

no listen this is actually really amazing because this is a real thing. i think this counts as a pidgin language. a pidgin language is basically a changed, simplified version of a language. you can change the spellings of words, pronunciation, grammar rules, or even make up new words. i think. i’d have to research it a bit more to be sure but i’m 90% sure this is right. if its not a pidgin language, then its a lingua franca but thats more used for trade and stuff like that. but still a new language. so yes, we’ve created our own language. we’ve changed the whole sentence structure. we can trail off sentences, say things like “i just cant”, and use words like ship, OTP, fic, fandom, feels, and ship names and everyone will understand what you’re saying. the part that i love most is how people go “OMGH IM CRIIY NIG SOIOO HARD” and understand each other. for example “IM LIUA GHMNIG”. that one was incredibly easy, but if you knew that said “I’m laughing”, congratulations. You speak a pidgin language. we can even say stuff like “Does anyone know of a Johnlock fic, at least 20k words, not a WIP, with no OCs, and is Post-Reichenbach? Or just a Merthur PWP would be great.” To someone not on tumblr, that wouldn’t make any sense. but you understood, didn’t you? One characteristic of a pidgin language is that you have to learn it like a second language. Another characteristic is that it is frequently changing. tumblr goes through many trends with how we talk. if i remember correctly, when i first made an account about two years ago, talking like this wasn’t quite as common. also, that thing of suddenly capitalizing your sentence is fairly recent. you know, when people go “the new epISODE IS TOMORROW”. Like one of the people up there said, all of this is awesome because how else do you easily show emotion and tone over the internet? we’ve even made a whole sense of humour that most people here share in. There’s so much more that I could talk about with this, but i’m tired and i may be entirely wrong about everything. but yes. people on the fandom side of tumblr who speak like this are speaking a new language

a few book club meetings ago, my friend pointed out on how i’ve become more active on twitter in the past few months and especially pointed out that “i dont understand half the things you say there. i mean, i know you’re fangirling or whatever but its like you guys have your own language or something.” and i was just floored like “holy shit thats actually kind of true isnt it!”

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:53:34 -0400

rnotorcycledeathcage: asahina forgets her phone in class one day and mondo and leon decide to look...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:19:50 -0400

rnotorcycledeathcage:

asahina forgets her phone in class one day and mondo and leon decide to look through her pictures for embarassing selfies. theres are hundreds and hundreds of pictures of instagrammed photos of donuts and pools and protein shakes and whoa hey what was that

there it is

the one and only nude ishimaru has ever taken

vriska-serkitty: seitoro: That thing’s too small for you...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:51:02 -0400

vriska-serkitty:

seitoro:

That thing’s too small for you now.

click and drag

no doN’T DRAG IT DON’T DRAG IT